2012 - In an increasingly uncertain defence environment, a deadly new arms race has begun. In an attempt to secure her boundaries, Britain has deployed the very latest sub-sea military technology.
Beneath and beyond the front line, these are the adventures of the HMS Goliath. A 55,000 tonne M-Class nuclear stealth submarine, prowling 5,000 metres below the surface. Manned by idiots.
The idiots in question consist of lunch-loving Captain Paul Wade, old school Commander Alison Fairbanks and the frustrated Lieutenant Jack Trainor (pronounced "Tren-oor" apparently).
02. Some US Navy Seals set hearts and minds racing on board the Goliath, while PO 'Fatty' Lewis gets stuck up a pipe.
03. A Russian sub, a Harrier Jump Jet, a sewing machine and an unexpected promotion for Lucy.
04. A stray astronaut and a rock band cause confusion in both Captain Wade's head and Portsmouth.
Series 2
01. A new crew member, a noxious gas, a beetroot smoothie and bad haircut spell disaster for Trainor, Wade, Fairbanks and the crew.
02. When Trainor meets up with an old friend, it's time for a snowball fight, a French telephonist, some spinach and a heavy machine gun.
03. An overheating nuclear reactor leads to dangerous encounters for Captain Wade with a lobster, Fairbanks with a laser-guided jet and Trainor with a rather large Prince Albert.
04. Goliath is coming to the end of its voyage and the crew are preparing for some revelry. Barry finds a donkey, Wade finds a baby, Fairbanks finds an admiral and Trainor finds a jazz band.
